Lyrics

This new sponsorship of the studios is idiotic and emblematic of everything I hate about marketing. I tried to write something that bites a little harder than this but it would probably never make it to air.


Bagel City by their side
Somewhere on Rockville Pike
Nigel's only said that address
About 3000 times
Then he communicates
As Tone patiently waits
The Platonic Form of the room they're sitting in
Has been bought and paid for

People of the Pane remit
"For the studio: because it's where you transmit."
The studio's sponsored by Window Nation
People of the Pane wear frowns
In the fall, cause they root for the Cleveland Browns
The studio's sponsored by Window Nation

This microphone
Brought to you by Auto Zone
They can lend a hand
When your run-flat tire's awfully low
Nigel's copy's getting worse
It has to be rewritten
Him write good English
Him make nouns and verbs into a sentence

People of the Pane, we espouse
Asking for Harley, Aaron might rip your lungs out
The studio's sponsored by Window Nation
People of the Pane keep the cool air in
What's the deal with Tristan Thompson?
The studio's sponsored by Window Nation