Lyrics

3:30 in the morning
at a house in northwest
A bald old man is fearing
another polar vortex

Or maybe a derecho
will get his copy of the Post
He’s obsessed with the weather
and the thing that he fears most
is the thunder snow
it's the thunder snow

The thunder snow
is made by warm, moist air
when the clouds are cold
it makes unstable layers
electric charges form
and when they grow
well then, that's when you get
thunder snow!

A parody of Garth Brooks, “The Thunder Rolls"