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Finishing up the last few jingles before my summer break.

The Nats would offer an extension
But Scott Boras won't change his mind
and we know in 2019
Bryce'll be patrolling center
wearing pinstripes
Satch constantly worries about it
but he might not even still be alive
there's no point in worrying about it
that ship has sailed into the night
'cause Bryce won't sign
Bryce won't sign

Tone'll be ranting at the Browse-About
in 2018, for months and months
The Orchid will be a Cy Young winner
for San Francisco or Los Angeles
Svrluga will be close to cutting his wrists
asked for the 39th time
if Bryce will have a New York cap on his bust
in Cooperstown when he is enshrined
'cause Bryce won't sign
Bryce won't sign