Lyrics

Monday's always a loaded show
Tuesday, Wednesday guests will glow
On Friday, Ann is always gold
But, Thursday how's your show?

What do ya say, fate?
How 'bout another deflate gate?
A fake girlfriend, he won't hesitate.

What will you do for Old Guy?
I guess we'll all be surprised.
Well not Wilbon cuz he's never surprised!
You better hope for a storm,
For A-rod to perform,
Or the Wiz to do biz and send Randy home.
I'm sure you will complain about that bike in your lane,
or some newfangled thing that's driving you insane.
Shouldn't that be enough, it's some pretty good stuff,
for a Thursday stinking show!
Oh, Monday, you've got sports to talk.
Tuesday, Wednesday someone to mock.
On Friday, something new to hock,
But, how's your Thursday show?

*A parody of The Cure's "Friday, I'm in Love"
My apologies to Jerry....I did a search for both "The Cure" and "Friday, I'm in Love" but neither popped up so I went ahead with this song. Now, when I went to post it and type in the original artist, "The Cure" automatically popped up... so I knew that someone else had done it. Well, I guess we'll just call this the acoustic version. Not sure if searching from my mobile device was the problem?