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Imagine being you, I do
I'd boil some eggs and toast a steak, that's what I'd do
I'd check my trashcans late at night
and close them tight, I'm grumpy forever

If I should drive downtown, and see a show
I'd watch it to the halfway point, and then I'd go
Imagine my bright orange head, where no hair grows
I'm grumpy forever.....

I can't see me flying somewhere on a plane, if I'm not high
Bay Bridge crossing always gives me strong chest pains, and makes me cry

Imagine being you, I sometimes do
I'd kvetch about my drive to work, you always do
I'd never carry credit cards, I'd hate Raju
I'm grumpy forever

I can't see me ever surprising Wilbon, on PTI
Someone help me lower this god damn phone bill, what is WIFI ????


By Joe Aro
Parody of "Happy Together" by The Turtles