Lyrics

I want a new show - one that doesn't stink
One where Wilbon is surprised and they serve lunch over a sink
I want a new show where Hornaday's phone is not a mess
One that Kevin listens to and Aldridge screams a little less

One where we never have to talk about Chicago
And we finally learn if the Orchid resigns, Yes or No

And that's not all, you know.
I'd also hire and then immediately fire Raju.