Lyrics

What a god-awful sports affair
Says the old orange man with no hair
And though Kevin was super stoked
Tony pegged them as dogs who would choke
With no championships to be seen
Now fans walk through their sunken dreams
Back to seats with the clearest view
Cause we’re hooked to these crappy teams,
But each sport is maddening bore
For we’ve seen it ten times or more.
History’s about to repeat again
As Ted asks us to focus on
Capitals skating in the game seven.
Oh man!
Rangers got an overtime goal!
It is the gloomiest show.
Now take a look at the wizards
Boxing out the wrong guy.
Oh man!
Pierce’s shot was too damn slow
The referees told us sooooo
DC sports is a farce