Lyrics

People say he's the life of the Wizards
'Cuz he hits a shot or two
Although he might be chatting calm and smooth
Well, talking trash is his move

He hits a shot when defenders are near
That's why they brought him to play here this year
If you move closer, it's easy to hear
The yaps of Paul Pierce

He's so brash!
He talks trash!

Since he left the Nets he's trashing each and every guy
And he's even taunting Drake
Oh but he likes John Wall to pass the ball
Because threes he's gonna make

He's in the crowd at the Caps playoff games
He's got a long list of guys he will name
Who are losers, and that's why he came
The yaps of Paul Pierce

Paul Pierce!