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They could have Curry
And LeBron James
The Wizards would somehow start 9 and 20
They always start 9 and 20
They always go 9 and 20
I guess we could be grateful
it’s not 9 and 30

You should never ever pay to see Les Bullet
Play a home game before New Year’s Day
Doesn’t matter what players represent
They never win more than 31%

Yeah, it’s stayed the same since they changed their name
Since Mark Price almost played a game
Now the best backcourt in the NBA
Doesn’t really win very many games

John Wall runs the floor like Usain Bolt
Triple teamed in the paint, is there a trailer? Nope.
And Bradley Beal even sprained a knee
Playing Pop-a-Shot at Chuck-E-Cheese

And Swaggy P never passes on a three
But won’t assist an old lady across the street
Nene, with chronic balky knees
Means DNP in Portuguese

Arenas misread the uniform policy
Didn’t get “bare arms” just meant no sleeves
And he’ll take twos in Andray’s shoes
But, to me, that's cool, his birthday was huge

Traded both the Wallace brothers to Motown
To get a ring for counselor Larry Brown
Kwame, Vesely, their draft picks are the best
If you measure by the fact they’ve got lots of rest

They cleared some cap room
for KD
but they couldn’t pay him enough to go 9 and 20
he knew he’d go 9 and 20
this team goes 9 and 20
the curse of Les Bullet is going 9 and 20