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You may not know the teams
Or Lunardi’s RPI
Or what their conference is
From MAAC to the Big Sky
Pronouncing’s all been done
From Chuck Todd to Phil’s Mom
We’re picking brackets (Yes, picking brackets)

You give your picks to him
On the Tony show
The Ock whose name is Jim
When done, his score is low
And anyone can tell
His bracket’s gone to hell
We’re picking brackets (Yes, picking brackets)

Well, Howard never knew the art of picking teams
Though his homer picks came through
When Forde tries
He picks 12’s over 5’s
Just like you and I might do

The Littles get some swag
For picking winners right
Like knives or Courtney shows
That they might use at night
Oooh, the research is not a must
We’ll see our brackets bust
We’re picking brackets.