Lyrics

"You No-Show Me"

You give heads up to me
When Kevin calls for snow
You plan to not show up
My head is hanging so
And it is sure to ruin
This day from ten to noon
When you no-show me

No, you’re not going to ask
Me what’s for lunch today?
No calls with Bob Ryan
His quintessential way
My head will start to throb
Just have to do my job
'cause you no-show me

The Littles are blue
‘cause emails and those notes
Or faxes to you
From Timbuktu
All filled with jokes
You won’t read ‘em for us folks
Until DC’s snow plows can get through

We send great jokes and tunes
‘cause this show stinks that’s why
You stay at home and kvetch
Just watch the snow pile high
Oh, you'll never know
Which way to work I go
When you no-show me

A parody of "You Don't Know Me" by Ray Charles