Lyrics

Original idea and lyrics by Jamie. I took some artistic licence with the actual facts.

After all the math has been misspoken
And the littles have all been amused
You can hear Courtney askin' Nigel to be her sub
And Tony, well he seems confused
And the wind whispers... "Gary"

The gang is drearily recapping
Such a brutal year had by RGIII
They wonder if all of this has wrecked him
As they talk on the phone to Mark Maske
Then "Rectum?!" questions Gary

And we all should remember
That time they talked Nats pitchers, and who gets credit
When Aldridge laughed as he said "Fister?"
SuperG, well he says he does not get it.
And we all sigh, "Gary!"
Yeah the wind it sighs, "...Gary"

Parody of The Wind Cries Mary - Jimi Hendrix Experience