Lyrics

Recorded this a while back after TK's anti yard sale rant to which Liz Clarke responded with some wonderful disgust.

Lyrics:

I listen to the orange
To the orange bald and old
Why I do this I’m not sure
Only god really knows
His closets are full of unworn junk
But never, never never never
He’s never had a yard sale once
No never, never never

Liz Clarke listens to his words and
She tries not to scold
She’s polite but she would really
Like to knock him out cold
He wakes up at the crack of dawn
But never, never, never, never
Wants to see you on his front lawn
No never, never, never