Lyrics

My thanks to Jason and John for helping me put this together. A parody of Warren Zevon's Things to do in Denver When You're Dead

I called up my friend Bubis on the phone
and said lets go down to Florida to play some golf
I told him he was my only true friend
But half-way through the week he wanted me dead

I was playing by myself at the PGA
And I gave the equinox keys to the valet
I come back to find they were locked inside
And now I am afraid someone has to die

You don’t need to be angry Satch, you’ll see
Because these guys know damn well who you are
Now you get to play the pro course for free
Because some punk locked the keys in the car