Lyrics

Gotta Serve Somebody

You may own a franchise that’s not worth a second glance
You may like to hire guys with a splashy cash advance
You may imagine this team can be champion of the world
But the vortex here’s so strong it catches everyone in its swirl

So you're gonna have to fire somebody, yes indeed
You're gonna have to fire somebody
It may be some QBs or it may be the Coach
But you're gonna have to fire somebody

Might’ve had the rookie of the year prancing on that stage
Might have pal’d around with him, trying to fend off that middle age
You may be a businessman but all you’re trading in is grief
Things ‘round here are hopeless seems like no one here’s the Chief.

So you're gonna have to fire somebody, yes you are
You're gonna have to fire somebody [fire somebody]
Well, if you took a poll it might be you they’re voting for
But you're the only un-fire-able somebody [fire somebody]

A parody of the tune RS named as Dylan's second worst ever, Gotta Serve Somebody