Lyrics

There aint no use in following the Redskins
this just aint their year
the Natinals have only disappointed
despite all the Boswell cheers
the kids in the District have found a whole new craze
that might put old Tony into a rage
if you want a winner to follow these days
DC United's in first place

We all know what the Capitals deliver
nicknames and a bucket of tears
though Les Bullets may have turned a corner
Lebrons still in the East this year
but there's one more team that can seize the day
and pull us up from this DC sports pain
get your tickets kids the playoffs start today
DC United's in first place