Lyrics

This magic moment,
when Tony reads your note,
your fax, or your emails,
He won't go on a boat.
He's bald and he's orange.
He solicits for free stuff.
Miami's Dan Lebatard thinks he's a little too tough.

Send him all your Kind bars,
but not your worn baseball caps.
Plays golf with the President.
Can't stay for the final act.

This magic moment,
when Tony reads your note,
your fax or your emails,
He won't go on a boat.