50 Ways to Ease Your Anger

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A parody of a song by Paul Simon.
Recorded by choeface in Los Angeles, CA
Recorded: 09/09/2014  Released: 09/09/2014  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

The problem is parking is a pain he said to me.
Then he whined about the mattress advertising.
I’d like to help you in your struggle Mr Tony
There must be, 50 ways to ease your anger. 

Someone took his spot to keep her bike out of the rain.
Then the vultures ate his ice cream - what a shame
But I’ll repeat myself
To save everyone the pain
There must be 50 ways to ease your anger
50 ways to ease your anger

Let’s talk about the Wiz, Liz
Whack a Nerasetti, Gary. 
Laugh like you scream, Jean. 
Set the podcast free. 

There’s football to like, Mike
Touchdowns can be fun!
Take notes on Rory, Tory.
Barry use a land line please.  

Break out the claws, Jaws
Keep on sighin’, Bob Ryan
Nothing rhymes with Aldridge, Aldridge. 
Set the podcast free.

Listen to the show Kevin
You can’t just read the news.
He likes his Johnnie Blue
Nigel get his Kind Bars free. 



 

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  • jarad2112 in Washington, DC
    Nothing rhymes with Aldridge! Love it! Well done...
    3664 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Hahahahahahaha!! Third cover of this song! love it!
    3664 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Welcome back Choeface, nicely done! "Listen to the show Kevin." Love it.
    3664 days ago.