Lyrics

Rehobeth’s sweet, I grill meat most of the week
It’s a thing I call “pay back”
Days go slow, and red wine flows
But you know I keep wonderin’ if
They’re gonna have me back

Well I’m Hewlett High School’s favorite son
But that’s all done, now I’m just lost at sea

Rehobeth Beach is just the thing
But Rockville brings
The sandwiches for free

"Don’t you know who I am!" I said
But no one cares
Not even affirmation
From the chick chair

"Don’t you know who I am!" I cried
A ham, said I
Can’t they just make an offer
Why won’t they try?

This must be how Junior feels…


Parody of Neil Diamond's "I Am, I Said"