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A parody of a song by MC Hammer.
Recorded by Jerry in Annandale, VA
Recorded: 09/27/2014  Released: 09/30/2014  First aired: 09/30/2014

Lyrics


I, I, I, I never guessed that Tony
wanted rap songs from the 90s
He’s throwin’ a gauntlet down
challenging Littles to earn that crown
That’s fine, I ain’t afraid
I’ve written 200 jingles for you TK
everyone loves a good penis joke
even if that story’s gettin' old

When you come at the King (You best not miss)
Yeah, I built the website, you know (You best not miss)

Stop. Mail time!

A parody of MC Hammer, “U Can’t Touch This"

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  • Kj in St. Paul, MN
    Oh, doesn't Nickelback count as rap? I guess I'll have to do a rap then...
    3511 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Yes, kids & 60+ year olds enjoy rap these days, Brad. Specifically, 25 year old rap tunes. My epic take on the theme from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II, "Ninja Rap," is sure to air soon.
    3517 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    "Epic Rap Battles of the Tony Kornheiser Show"? So that's a thing now? Are you waiting for one of u to get up in Iggy Azalea's grill? I'm sitting tight for the "Neil Diamond Monotone Droning Throwdown."
    3517 days ago.
  • Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
    Don't apologize, Jerry; calling attention to your badass self is very O,G.
    3518 days ago.
  • Tom in Kissimmee FL
    ...........dear god I picture you in parachute pants....size 36 of course while singing this
    3518 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    For the record, I think "Orange, Orange Baby" is wonderful and don't really view myself as "The King." But when the gauntlet was "thrown down" on 9/26/2014 show, I felt obliged to answer the challenge.
    3518 days ago.

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