Lyrics

I wanna be a producer
and do a podcast in DC
I wanna be a producer
and work basically for free
I wanna be a producer
I know I have what it takes
I wanna …???
See, I’m always making mistakes

I wanna be a producer
and visit monkeys at the zoo
I wanna be a producer
And pick e-mails from, "You, you, you, not you, Mike from Burke, VA!"
I wanna be a producer
and get the news segment dead wrong
I wanna be a producer
and be the subject of some @$$hole’s song

A parody of The Producers, “I Wanna Be A Producer”