Lyrics

With apologies to the esteemed Mr. Negrelli who has already done this song (and better):

Nigel read the news today, oh boy
Four thousand holes in every story told
And though the holes were rather small
Kevin caught them all
And didn't cough at all

I wanted to blow my mind out in my car
When he reads for sponsors I guess that's OK
A crowd of littles didn't care
They'd heard his voice before
Nobody was really sure if he was from across the pond

I'd love to turn him off...