Lyrics

To the tune of "Goldfinger" by Shirley Bassey

Kornheiser, he's the man
The man who complains too much
'Bout weather 'n such
He's an old miser
Beckons you to send lots of swag to him
We send it in!

Orange hued is the tone of his skin
And his hair's so incredibly thin
If you forget to call, he's making lists sir
That's the kiss of death from Mister
Kornheiser
Sheehan boys, please shovel as you are told
He's just too old!