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Isn't he grumpy
Isn't he orange and old
Isn't he needy
Can't do things on his own
All that he gets it comes for free
And his head is bald as can be
But although he's grumpy we still love

He's so neurotic
Aren't his fears just insane
Can't drive over bridges
Or fly in an aero-plane
He does his show on 980
And he's sponsored by Joe Hadeed
But although he's grumpy we still love