Lyrics

You have to watch The Americans to get this one. And if you haven't caught up with The Americans then what are you doing wasting your time on this stinking jingle!? Best listened to on the headphones of your Sony Walkman.

Sometimes I think of all the
RBIs, of all the
Dingers I had driven into the upper deck last year
Now no one cares
Except Boras there
Who says if I play my cards right
Pretty soon they’ll measure me for pinstripes.

Trotted to first base
Now I’ll run away
While Papelbon’s relievin’
My Adam’s apple has no feelin'
Take my MVP with me and walk!!
Papelbon (oh oh oh)
Papelbon

Don't touch me, please
I cannot stand the way you Squeeze!
Don’t tell me not to make a fuss
Think of how Philip left that guy on the bus
Papelbon (oh oh oh)
Papelbon (oh oh oh)
Choke me baby, Papelbon (oh oh oh)
Papelbon (oh oh oh)


Parody of Soft Cell's "Tainted Love"