Lyrics

He's a bald man, loves The Beatles
loves Kind Bars, and cadillacs too
He's an orange man, he's not fond of bridges
hates airplanes, and moose cans too

It's a long show, waiting for the Mailbag
Only Nigel knows, the ones that make the air
I'll write a short note, maybe talk about my neighbor
Or my lunch plans, like anyone really cares
now I'm FREE.......FREE FORMIN'
The mailbag's FREE.....it's FREE FORMIN'

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Parody of "FREE FALLIN" by TOM PETTY
Dedicated to the new wave Mailbag.