Lyrics

Anyone who has seen Billy Joel perform this song live in the last 20 years knows that Billy sings the verse and Crystal Taliefero KILLS IT on the chorus. With that in mind, I asked Joe to lend his soaring tenor to the chorus and, like Crystal, he killed it.

Some people say that it’s not a big deal when you have to pay 5 bucks to park
Most people know that it’s common sense to carry at least one credit card
Most people hate to wait in a line while an old man counts up his change
And though I know it's 2014, my God, don’t you know who I am?
I am a difficult man
oh yes, I am a difficult man

A parody of Billy Joel, "An Innocent Man"