Lyrics

I bought a restaurant,
we had a sign made
with comic sans font

Folks came to call
to watch some football
or 6am podcasts....

I tried, but it went all wrong
My kids' inheritance soon would be gone...
Well I changed the name
some called it lame....
but we called it "Chatter"

I'm old, but I'm home right now
I'm at Uncle Benny's Table
We survived somehow
Well it's been five years
but it's funny how
I'm still paying for the plumbing....

So let me quote my spouse
"Ton you flushed the mouse......"

By Joe Aro, Chuck and Roxy episode #3....
A parody of Billy Joel's latest single "Turn The Lights Back On"