Lyrics

"Boots In The Cradle"

Lyrics: Scott in Columbia
Vocal: Joe Aro
Parody of Harry Chapin

Lyrics:
I arrived just the other day
Masculine child, extra large they say
We come here at night, the big dog's my friend
Vacuum-sealed lamb and shallots again.

But in the other room sits an old man alone
Counting numbers, not doting on me. Sad!
He never, ever dotes on me.

Then this old man strangely gives me his thumb
Can this orange fool really be that dumb?
Pick me up, hold me, and teach me how
To make money when I scream and whine, Gramps
Like you, I love to scream and whine.