Lyrics

Oh well I once sat down to do some Monday Night Football
but I didn't wanna fly no more
Now I'm still on the tube, in a talking head position
with Mike Wilbon going back and forth

The Littles understand the fact that I'm a HOF-WOF
An aging bald and orange jew
For three days a week I'm steadily confessing
my free stuff accessing
workin' at the podcast blues

Well I used to be sitting in an atrium position
with my microphone and swivel chair
Takin' some photos with the Socialite and Gary
sayin' "Hey there Littles come eat breakfast here...."

But now I'm sitting here at Uncle Benny's table
what a drag!
wearing old tube sox and new boat shoes
With them steadily obsessing on
"Gold Toe" sock possessing
workin' at the podcast blues

By Joe Aro
A parody of "Workin' at the car wash blues" by Jim Croce
Inspired through an idea by Matthew McLaughlin in Granville, Illinois which was made on "TONY KORNHEISER'S LOYAL LITTLES" Facebook page.