Lyrics

So you want to hit a TITLEIST far?
Then listen now to what I say...
Just go get a Callaway club
and book a time to go out and play

And get yourself a tee, then stay left of the trees with your new PRO-Vs

If you hit it in the sand
Send Michael in to give you a hand.....
When you get to McLeod's Ravine
That's Number 13, just go for the green!

Then when the round is through, if your group has won
You get to hug Jimmy Dunne

Lyrics by Jeff Pigott