Lyrics

What's a credit device???
You're willing to wait in line for lunch

He always pays in cash
What the heck's a kiosk anyway???

I've seen it before,
he always waits in line
he gets his receipt,
and he begins to dine
people losing their jobs
they're being thrown away
Tony's in the one percent
so he'll be okay

What's a credit device?
I still have my checkbook anyway

Hey yeah computers are nice,
but i think i'll just go to CHICK-FIL-A....

Parody of "Cold As Ice" by Foreigner
Written by Mike Seigfried in Shickshinny, PA
Vocals by Joe Aro in Ellicott City, MD