Lyrics

If I was no longer THE ORCHID
what would you say about me?
If I went down to Houston and won 2 games in the World Series
and was named MVP....

If I had four pitches to choose from
to frustrate a great hitting team
Even if the weather wasn't sunny and 75
that is how it would seem.....

Well when I was young, I had a tough time
But I had the skills, and I knew one day, I'd show them....
That was a long time ago, and people said "Out West he'll go"
yes I showed them!

By Joe Aro
Parody of "TIME IN A BOTTLE" by Jim Croce
For Stephen