Lyrics

Tone,
Wanna ride on a boat?
Think of a nightmare flight
And now set it afloat

And Tone,
Here's the best deal at sea
You just pay for a month
And you'll be stuck for three

Cuz Corona
Isn't just beer that you garnish with lime
Corona
Only kills you half of the time

If you're desperate, a drone will drop wine to the Lido deck.

A parody of the theme to The Love Boat, recorded by Jack Jones (1997)