Lyrics

I say no letters. I say don’t send things. But for naught, naught, naught.

A bag of free stuff. A box of that. I can be bought, bought, bought.

Melissa!
On Channel four
Sent me peacock stuff
Should I ask for more?

But what to do
If the shirt’s too small
Even for Cillizza
When he plays ball

She sent a medium-um-um
I'm not a medium-um-um

Mollet-Mollet! Mollet-Mollet!

A parody of “Feeling Hot-Hot-Hot” by The Merrymen