Lyrics

With thanks to All-Pro NFL Linebacker Brian Orakpo.

You know Peter King’s phone is as bad as Bob Ryan’s
And down in the Bayou, James’ cellphone is dying

But do you recall
The worst phone call of all

Kevin, the wannabe weatherman
Took an extra week to call
His rambling about El Nino
Wasn’t worth the wait at all

The quality of his cell phone
Was like string between two cans
Come on, there, Kip Sheeman
What are we doing out there, man?