No Beach for Tone for the Holidays (Home for the Holidays)

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A parody of a song by Perry Como.
A Collaboration by Bill Pitcher in Quarryville, Pa. & John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 11/30/2019  Released: 12/01/2019  First aired: 12/09/2019

Lyrics

Vocals by John Fitzpatrick

Oh, there’ll be no beach for Tone for the holidays
Since it takes far too long to get to Delaware
The cars back up for hours on the clogged highways
‘cause the Bay Bridge’s shutting lanes for some repairs

Oh, there’s a man who lives in Chevy Chase, who’s always headed for
The fancy golf club and some factory outlet stores
But bridge construction stopped his journey to Rehobeth’s breezy shores
Now the traffic is horrific
The complaining’s soporific

[Fade] Oh, there’s be no beach for Tone for the holidays