Lyrics

I'd written this before I heard Brad's Beatles take on the subject this morning. Hopefully there's room for a few 23 and Me jingles on the show…

If You Want To Walk More, Walk More

Well, if you want to eat less, eat less
and if you want to walk more, walk more.
Is that a thing you need an app for?
I think that you don't.

And if you want to know if you snore,
have your chromosomes recorded, or
the woman to whom you're related by marriage
will tell you, I'm sure.

Should you spit in a tube
to know you like spicy food?
Or catalog all your genes
to know the sun makes you sneeze?

Are they sayers of sooth
predicting all of the things you knew already?
That's easy!
Literally, the simplest thing to do.