You Don't Have To Outrun a Gator (You Don't Have To Be a Star)

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A parody of a song by Marilyn McCoo & Billy Davis Jr..
Recorded by Scott Anthony in Los Angeles, CA
Recorded: 01/19/2017  Released: 01/20/2017  First aired: 01/27/2017

Lyrics

You Don't Have to Outrun a Gator

Florida man, if you hope that you can
get a pic of Mr. Humpback,
you must have a contingency plan
if that reptile attacks.

You don't need to run serpentine.
Everything will be just fine
as long as it's true
someone in your crew
is a little slower than you.

You don't have to outrun a gator
if he's on your tail.
Just be faster than the other people
on the same trail.…

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  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    Man, this is great. Well done!
    3239 days ago.
  • Daryn in Michigan
    Love it!
    3240 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    Fitzpatrick goes way back with the Mike Douglas shout out. Impressed.
    3247 days ago.
  • Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
    Los Angeles representin' strong! This really made me laugh, and it sounds great!
    3247 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Wow. Way too good for a podcast.
    3248 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Oh, man, sooooo good. Great laughs and performance Plus, a slice of my youth, AM radio and all. I can see Marilyn and Billy in their sequined outfits on Sonny and Cher, or maybe Mike Douglas.
    3251 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Outstanding! "You don't need to run serpentine" really cracked me up.
    3251 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    This is really nice work!!
    3251 days ago.
  • Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
    Fantastic. Say hi to Jason Fuse in LA for me.
    3251 days ago.