TK Show Football Bettin Blues (Subterranean Homesick Blues)

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A parody of a song by Bob Dylan.
Recorded by Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
Recorded: 11/03/2018  Released: 11/03/2018  First aired: 11/14/2018

Lyrics

It's pretty late but I think this may be one of the best jingles I've ever done. An ode to all the gamblers out there, may we all go down in beautiful flames. A little shout to the DKE mixed in.


Lyrics:
Carville picks his own lines
Tigers plus 39
The man from Meet the Press
Don’t talk about the Government
Nigel’s in a trench coat
Deflecting what the monkey throws
Burning Rome like Nero
Reset the board to zero
Here comes Jeff Ma
Bet the Process Ya’ll
Rufous WhatshisName?
Tony forgot once again
Chuck Todd is wavering
Indecisive gambling
Too afraid to pick the Raven’s, worried about Big Ben
We might be better off with the hack from CNN

Oh what did Carville just say?
holdin his phone sideways
Sheehan's on the sharp side
Betting heavy ‘gainst the Tide
The Monkey’s laughing all the day
Catching shows on Broadway
Layin back like Smokin Jay
And Hanging with Hemingway
Here Comes Jeff Ma
Droppin knowledge on ya’ll
Like Fuse, Berg, Overbey
Best watch that DKE
Be sure the Cajun knows
gotta ride the ebbs and flows
Keep a clean nose
and try to juxtapose
And don’t trust a weather man
To tell you where your money goes…

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  • Doug in Burke, VA
    Missed this gem when it aired in 2018. Finally heard it in 2019. One of the best jingles ever.
    1657 days ago.
  • OldAtHeart in Madison, WI
    This was absolutely amazing! Great work!
    1988 days ago.
  • AGM375 in New York City
    Superb! Instant classic.
    1997 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    Good job outta you. When does the music video come out? If nothing else on stage at Jinglefest. I’ll do the cards.
    1999 days ago.
  • Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
    The combo of stuff in this is great. Even Nero would count this is a top jingle.
    1999 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    Masterful
    1999 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Fantastic - and a great Dylan. Woot!
    1999 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad
    What John said! So good!
    1999 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Just total awesomeness (and hilarity) here, my friend. An all-timer! Bravo!
    1999 days ago.