Lyrics

I still recall
how he started it all
selling us windows and doors
he was sincere
or so it appeared
cause they were products that he’d used before

Then he found something new
razors and suits
and slowly he dropped all pretense
I mean who would imagine
he loves gun metal ratchets
when he’s never picked up a wrench?

Now Tony talks when Lowes pays him
it’s supposedly his destination
for Craftsman tools
Do they think we’re fools?
He started small with Window Nation
now I hear next week he’s selling cruise vacations
Oh Tony talks and Lowes pays him

A parody of Garth Brooks, “Friends in Low Places"