Lyrics

The Post would not permit it
And you once found it shrill
But those days are long since over
Now you regularly shill

Briefs from MeUndies would be lovely
Where is my pair of socks?
Guys with a factory? They sell Harry’s
My mattress came in a box!

And should you need a ratchet
To fit a narrow space
Lowe’s has got your tools handy
Is our sponsor Necco Candy?
And La Cheeserie for Sandsie is one
All  these things I shill
I shill