Lyrics

If you pay attention to the
NBA you know that
the playoffs last 6 whole months

5 seeds sometimes beat the 4 seed
yep, sometimes there’s an upset
but mostly that’s not true

Once the Mavericks lost to Golden
State but that was 10 years ago
The NBA has no surprises
Just like Wilbon, there's no surprises
No Tony, there's no surprises
Michael, Wilbon

Watch as the home team wins
every game and the favored team wins every series

A parody of Radiohead, “No Surprises"