Lyrics

Tommy’d like to eat a nice steak, his grill’s on the fritz
So he can’t even make just one, oo, well done
Gina says I had a long day, don’t wanna cook for you man
If you want some food, you’re on your own I’m done, oo, so done

She says, if you’re hungry, I know a nice spot
You can eat a fine dinner while you're naked and hot
It sounds disgusting but I’m told it’s not at all
You should give it a shot

Woah, so he finally went there
Woah, schvitzin’ on a dare
It was worse than he thought, a living nightmare
Woah, schvitzin’ on a dare

A parody of Bon Jovi, "Livin' On A Prayer"