It's My Life

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A parody of a song by Bon Jovi.
Recorded by Jerry in Annandale, VA
Recorded: 07/15/2015  Released: 11/02/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Inspired by Robert Berg saying that once he started jingling, it became his life. Also, I really wanted to work in a NAMBLA joke somewhere.

I remember the day when Mr. Tony invited
all the Littles to send songs, I was so excited
I thought it might be fun to do one or two
But I got carried away
and now it’s all I do

It's my life
and I know that it’s a sad endeavor
writing songs about faxes and weather
and I still can’t quite explain it to my wife
(It's my life)
Unless I write a song about Hannah
or I learn that Tony’s in NAMBLA
I’m gonna keep this up while he's alive
It's my life

A parody of Bon Jovi, “It’s My Life”

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  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    this is absolutely true. I'm really trying to cut back and cannot seem to do it. I'm supposed to be working on a novel and instead I'm spending writing time working on jingles. no one's gonna buy the damned book but I still want to finish it. instead it's 2 hours a day penning couplets and quatrains about stupid people being maimed by wild animals and all of TKs lunacy. I blame Jerry; he invented this monster.
    3634 days ago.
  • Anonymous Little
    This is really funny and probably true for most of us. You're on a dark comedy run lately. To rephrase a sentiment from Nigel Tufnel: How much more dark could this be? The answer is none. None more dark.
    3641 days ago.