Lyrics

I spent twenty-six years yacking into a mic
covering topics that other people like
Now my son is here and I think it’s time this show evolved

Let’s call, Steve Sands
and talk about grass
and the ways it grows
Why don’t I spend a little more time being self-involved?
Who says we can't talk golf?

Who says we can't talk golf?
With dozens of listeners you can’t please them all
We’ll break down swings and the flight paths of each ball
Who says we can't talk golf?

Who says what I’m allowed to say?
I’ve talked so much golf that now I wanna play
Maybe we should all take Friday off
Who says we can't talk golf?

A parody of Bon Jovi, “Who Says You Can’t Go Home?"