Less Pants

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A parody of a song by David Bowie.
Recorded by Jerry in Annandale, VA
Recorded: 01/04/2016  Released: 01/04/2016  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Less pants
Take off your trousers and stay awhile
More steak
Steak with a crowd of sweaty men

If you want some
there’s some for you
And if you like cigars
cigars
This place has it all
Coming soon, touch football
If you’re downtown & have time to kill
we’re open 24 hours!!!

A parody of David Bowie, "Let's Dance"

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  • Joey in Cleveland OH
    Less Pants is still my favorite Schvitz related title pun... brilliant.
    3142 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    I forget about this one - touch football is hilarious. Nice job.
    3142 days ago.

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