Lyrics

I, I wish I had pants
Thirty-sixes
Size thirty six pants
Though nothing, nothing will keep us from writing
Kiddie mysteries, where Tony keeps whining
Oh we can be Junior just for one day

I, I will be Knight
And you, you will be Duke
We won't be on the show 'less they pay
We can be Junior just for one day
We can be him just for one day

We can be Junior....

A parody of David Bowie, "Heroes," in the style of The Wallflowers