Lyrics

Old Man
(by Neil Young, re-imagined for Michael Kornheiser)

Old man, look at my life
I'm a lot like you

Old man, look at my life
I'm 32 and just like you
I golf with men named Norby
And love johnnie-o coupons

I've been shopping for Acuras
I say "pant" like it's singular
Now I'm joining Columbia
Where the next youngest member's 51

Old man, take a look at my life
I'm a lot like you
Got the taste of someone who is 72
All these country clubs, Dad
Are you sure that we're Jews?