Lyrics

A tribute to Andy Polley and his rules of fashion! This song features my version of a Scottish accent, and I know that impersonating a native of the UK is far beneath the ethics of The Tony Kornheiser Show. So please forgive me in advance.

200 Dollars (The Andy Poley Song)

When he wakes up… well you know he’s gonna wear
A Redskins polo shirt that he got for free
And when he goes out… well you know he’s gonna wear
A Maryland jacket that he also got for free
And when he’s workin’... well you know he’s gonna ask
If there are sponsor shirts that he can have for free
And when he goes home… well you know he’s gonna wear
Pajamas that he bought in 2003

And he will spend 200 dollars
And he won’t spend one penny more
Just to be the man who spent 200 dollars
On clothing for a year

Andy Poley! Andy Poley! Andy Poley! Andy Poley!
Andy Poley Poley we sa-lu-ute you…
Spending less on! Spending less on! All your clothing! All your clothing!
Than Wilbon spends on a single shoe